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Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only…

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you a Bank Employee?

Man: Yes !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you shold have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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今朝收到呢張相, 睇完真係笑到收唔到聲!
仲忽然諗起我一個EX老闆…因為佢好討厭D人寫出一手令人費解的英文! 更會話What kind of English is this?

講番呢張相, 我認為10個鬼異的笑位係:
– Albert Yip=牛柏葉?
– Pig under the green=豬面青?
– Sliced chicken go to=走地雞?
– 鮮鯇魚片同鮮鯇魚腩的分別只係一個大階, 一個細階?
– 那些手打乜乜點解會有唔同的?
– 芝士腸=Intestinal Cheese?
– 炸芋條=Lines to be fried?
– Fans=粉絲?
– 出前一丁=A previous small?

各位觀臮, 笑位金獎出現啦!! 此餐牌係出自一間位處香港的酒店!! 陰功!!!

香港, 始終有你! (你=失禮呀!)